If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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