How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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