are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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