she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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