yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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