We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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