We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
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