You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I think im going to throw up on grandma
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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