We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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