Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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