If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
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I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
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Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated