And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.