I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
50% drunk capacity currently
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I'm both gender and math confused
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