i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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