My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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