Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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