That's when you crack a 10am beer
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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