he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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