i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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