Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
