so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
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