ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
As shirtless as possible
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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