she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Ladies don't puke and tell
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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