i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
it hurts more in the daytime
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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