just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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