Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
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you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
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Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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