how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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