I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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