Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
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We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
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I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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