The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
this just has baby written all over it
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
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we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
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I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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