with your own penis?
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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