Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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