OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
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ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
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We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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