i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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