Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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