i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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