who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
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