I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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