this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
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We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
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Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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