Grow some girl-balls and come out already
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
