the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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