Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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