thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
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i came on her dog
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
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Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize