bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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