i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
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I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
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This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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