I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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