Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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