its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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