Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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