Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
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My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
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He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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