I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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