I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
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I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
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Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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