Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
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dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
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Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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