yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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