I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
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there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
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The cougar kind?
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I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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