Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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