That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
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I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
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DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I can feel your judgement through the phone
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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