I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
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I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
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Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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