Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
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