Kareoke will never be a sober sport
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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