Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
we should paint friendship bongs
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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