Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
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He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
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Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.