I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
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i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
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She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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